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]]>Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
]]>Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
]]>“Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought … and atlast I wrote THUNK” !!!]]>
She asked him: “What are you so frantically searching?”
Santa: “Hidden cameras!”
Jasmeet: “And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?”
Santa: “Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television Saying you are watching the Star World channel’?
“How can he know what I am watching?”]]>
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had
done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent
that he went paranoid. Here are a few
scenes………………………..
1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!!!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and
a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle
gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the
bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of
the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires
his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of
physics.The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the
world hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast!
The ‘climax’ finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman
techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to
desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax.
(Newton Bhai is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one
gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the
wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first
gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide………..
]]>She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny Pat?”
“Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters.”
“Get out of my classroom,” she yells, “I don’t want to see you for three days.”
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student.
She quickly turns and asks, “What’s so funny Billy?”
“Well miss, I just saw both of your garters.”
Again she yells, “Get out of my classroom!” This time the punishment is more severe, “I don’t want to see you for three weeks.”
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
“Where do you think you are going?” she asks.
“Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over.”
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