Santa Swallows a Key

Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Santa and Banta in an ATM

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Poor Santa !

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Exam was okay …

Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied
“Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought … and atlast I wrote THUNK” !!!

Hidden Cameras

Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: “What are you so frantically searching?”
Santa: “Hidden cameras!”
Jasmeet: “And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?”
Santa: “Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television Saying you are watching the Star World channel’?
“How can he know what I am watching?”